If ever I was on The Actor’s Studio, here’s how I might answer Mr. Lipton’s questions. Based, as he says, on Bernard Pivot‘s version of Marcel Proust’s questionnaire.
What is your favorite word?
Awesome
What is your least favorite word?
The N word. I hate even to say “the N word.”
What turns you on?
Competence
What turns you off?
Criticism
What sound do you love?
The sound my wife makes when we hug after an argument
What sound do you hate?
My daughter crying
What is your favorite curse word?
What the fucking fuck.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Acting
What profession would you not like to do?
Pediatric nurse
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“Care for a ceegar?”
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