What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
The N word. I hate even to say “the N word.”
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound do you love?
The sound my wife makes when we hug after an argument
What sound do you hate?
My daughter crying
What is your favorite curse word?
What the fucking fuck.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“Care for a ceegar?”